Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

 

 

Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

 

All of us want to have fun. Do you know why? Man cannot do live without fun. Many of our blog readers have ask me about fun and funny love quotes.

By regarding their queries I have create this categories, Funny quotes and funny love quotes and I have collect top funny love quotes of the world from various kinds of authors of the world. For collecting famous short funny love quotes, I have included funny friendship quotes, funny movie quotes, funny quotes and sayings and famous funny love quotes.
Before reading short funny love quotes, I want to discuss about fun.

Fun is the basic part of entertainment which is one of our basic needs. But what does this mean, exactly?

 

  1. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
    _Hussein Nishah

 

2. “When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.”
_Anonymous

 

3. “Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
_Ambrose Bierce

 

4. “If to love was a mistake… Well it means I have made the biggest mistake ever by loving you.”
_Maduwa Thabo

 

5. “A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.”
_Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

6. “Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, “Breakfast be damned, come back to bed.”
_Anonymous

 

7. “You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
_William W. Purkey

 

8. “A lot has been said about love. Some of that has been hilarious.”
_Anonymous

 

9. “We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes.”
_Anonymous

 

10. “Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.”
_Adrienne Gusoff

 

11. “If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?”
_Anonymous

 

12. “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.”
_Anonymous

 

13 “Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.”
_Loretta Young

 

14. “Love is like water that keeps flowing, though there are big rocks which hinder it’s way.”
_Michael Stewart

 

15. “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
_Anonymous

 

16. “A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.”
_Anonymous

 

17. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
_Ralphie May

 

18. “When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
_Sacha Guitry.

 

19. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
_Richard Jeni

 

20. “I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!”
_Anonymous

 

21. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
_Henny Youngman

 

22. “I want to be the reasen you look down at your phone and smile.And then walk in to a pole.”
_The WallFlowerGirl

 

23. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
_Albert Einstein

 

24. “Love is sharing your popcorn.”
_Charles Schultz

 

25. “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
_André Gide

 

26. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”
_Lucille Ball

 

27. “When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell.”
_Anonymous

 

28. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
_Albert Einstein

 

29. “Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.”
_Anonymous

 

30. “In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.”
_Anonymous

 

31. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.”
_Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 

32. “Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
_Fulton J. Sheen

 

33. “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
_Anonymous

 

34. “If love was an ocean, but you were afraid of water, would you stand in the sand at look at it waiting to feel the mist of the waves, or would you take the chance, dive right in and not think about it?”
_Anonymous

 

35. “Hearts never look both ways first.”
_Tanya Jarrett

 

36. “Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
_Ambrose Bierce

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