Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

 

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Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

1. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

_Rita Rudner

 

2. “You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!”
_Anonymous

 

3. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
_Pauline Thomason

 

4. “My mind works for 24 hours,365 days from my birth to untill I fall in love.”
_Kaushik samal

 

5. “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
_Melanie Griffith

 

6. “To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”
_Anonymous

 

7. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
_Dr. Seuss

 

8. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
_Oscar Wilde

 

9. “I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.”
_Anonymous

 

10. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
_Agatha Christie

 

11. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
_Anonymous

 

12. “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
_Anonymous

 

13. “Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.”
_Erich Fromm

 

14. “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
_Albert Einstein

 

15. “Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.”
_Anonymous

 

16. “Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A: He’s trying to figure out the combination.”
_Adam Joshua Smargon

 

17. “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with
another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”
_Steve Martin.

 

18. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
_Natasha Leggero

 

19. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
_Anonymous

 

20. “A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
_Anonymous

 

21. Ten Facts about you
1. You´re Reading this right now.
2. You´re realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn´t notice i skipped Three.
5. You´re checking now.
6. You´re smiling.
7. You´re still Reading this even though its stupid.
9. You didn´t realize i skipped eight.
10. You´re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You´re enjoying this.
12. You didn´t realize the was only supposed to be ten facts.
_The WallFlowerGirl

 

22. “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
_Judith Viorst

 

23. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
_Martin Luther King Jr.

 

24. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
_Richard Jeni

 

25. “I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.”
_Anonymous

 

26. “We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.”
_Alanis Morissette

 

27. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
_Anonymous

 

28. “Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy.”
_Anonymous

 

29. “Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.”
_Erich Fromm

 

30. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
_Pearl Bailey

 

31. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
_Anonymous

 

32. “Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.”
_Anonymous

 

33. “Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”
_Jerry Seinfeld

 

34. “In married life three is company and two none.”
_Oscar Wilde

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