All of us want to have fun. Do you know why? Man cannot do live without fun. Many of our blog readers have ask me about fun and funny love quotes.
By regarding their queries I have create this categories, Funny quotes and funny love quotes and I have collect top funny love quotes of the world from various kinds of authors of the world. For collecting famous short funny love quotes, I have included funny friendship quotes, funny movie quotes, funny quotes and sayings and famous funny love quotes.
Before reading short funny love quotes, I want to discuss about fun.
Fun is the basic part of entertainment which is one of our basic needs. But what does this mean, exactly?
1. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
2. “You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!”
3. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
4. “My mind works for 24 hours,365 days from my birth to untill I fall in love.”
5. “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
6. “To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”
7. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
8. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
9. “I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.”
10. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
11. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
12. “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
13. “Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.”
14. “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
15. “Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.”
16. “Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A: He’s trying to figure out the combination.”
_Adam Joshua Smargon
17. “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with
another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”
18. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
19. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
20. “A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
21. Ten Facts about you
1. You´re Reading this right now.
2. You´re realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn´t notice i skipped Three.
5. You´re checking now.
6. You´re smiling.
7. You´re still Reading this even though its stupid.
9. You didn´t realize i skipped eight.
10. You´re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You´re enjoying this.
12. You didn´t realize the was only supposed to be ten facts.
22. “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”
23. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
_Martin Luther King Jr.
24. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
25. “I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.”
26. “We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.”
27. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
28. “Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy.”
29. “Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.”
30. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
31. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
32. “Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.”
33. “Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”
34. “In married life three is company and two none.”